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James made it to tutor.

That is true, but we'll have take it on face value for now- until we get more information... It isn't particularly insightful, there are some important questions here such as: How many attempts did he have? Did he arrive on time? Was it the correct tutor? Is T.U.T.O.R an abbreviation for some religious cult? Did James shoot Michael Jackson in 1998, then impersonate him until his death? If a boy has a cart filled with 5 apples; and James adds 'X' apples to the cart, what is the value of 'X' if James arrives home to find he has -17 apples?

...And so on.

Disorder

Andrew John Wheatley is on hold.

I meant this as an idle Facebook update, but it can also be taken in a wider context. Everything is on hold; waiting for my answer, waiting to start again... Deep.

I'm listening to Disorder by Joy Division on repeat- Its about 7 times in a row now.

FEELING




FEELING!

Tomorrow

Friday

9amwalk
10amjobsearch
12nooncalllandlord
12nooncallunipol
12nooncalltax
2pmbeginmy*triumphant*returntoillustration

Saturday

1pmbeginwritingpostcards

^to everyone!

3pmfootball
5pmdrinking~

Truth

These aren't just words, this is a happening... Give me truth.

Collide

Collide- Beat Happening

Rough Bunnies

Balz Came And Went

Why?

So many people I admire will never know I exist- I'm working on it though ... Maybe I need to look harder at whats in front of me, instead of becoming infatuated with far away people and places. I hate the transition I'm in, It makes me miserable... I need to reach the other side, I hope I don't miss this when I'm there.

...

Dear Nora - When You Write A Bad Song

Hey!

Andrew:

hey!

this is important! and pathetic! (my speciality)

3/4

Three matches in four days, On Wednesday it will be four in six ... My body aches, at 21:46 I was falling asleep to a song I wrote.

I'm too scared to sleep of missing you /// That won't mean anything to anyone but me.

Maybe

Maybe haircut pictures will pad this out a little! Later though, its bedtime now...

But thats not all...

"I can no longer hide, immerse myself in it until it covers my eyes and ears... There's nothing to block out the noise; just let it wash over you and admit to mistakes or guilt, forgive yourself. If you hide from them, they creep out of your chest and torment you... You'll look away, but they fill up the air and cloud the sky."

Well, a little dramatic don't you think?

Admit and accept responsibility, grow strong...

Andrew Wheatley and Os Mutantes, everything is possible ---

// I feel like I swallowed some of the light, my chest burns with feeling.

Sabbatical

So, the sabbatical is going well- The man I know falls in love too easily, the latest is the most impossible ever ... He'll never change it, but will he wait?

I'm going

Please don't read my stuff when I'm gone.

I'm going away for a month, you can all go through my stuff now.

K Skoog

Skoog thinks he's a genius, but really he's just weird and lazy...

Today

Tomorrow Turkey...

Good things 13/08/09:

Cornfields
Work and Play
Blank Page- The Smashing Pumpkins
Talent
Laziness
Not caring about filing...

I must develop my disposable camera and buy a replacement-

Hirodai

What I was thinking at work.

Blank Page.

Talent makes it easy,
everything comes more natural,
success without a chase;
so, complacency creeps in...

Talent is lazy.

You enter the room, but...

There's still nobody there, you decide to leave...

I speak loud, saying nothing.

I used to know thig guy!

But I forgot his name...

Daisuke 1

?

Why are we embarrassed about crying?

...Bah, just go to work.

More truth

I need to believe your OK, you deserve to be happy and free again. I'm clinging to this, just like the people I flippantly remarked about last night... HOW I see the other side of the coin, I very much succeeded at 'remaining naive'.

Its cruel, nothing ever seemed to get the better of you, a true champion-

I promise I'll always remember. Despite being so sad and sorry, I'll always be grateful for the times*

Our first happening...

We sabotaged your pizza with lettuce in response to some triviality, then waited for you to arrive. You weren't what we expected; you were a tall, handsome, friendly, intelligent, long-haired crazy. I felt like an idiot, you ate the pizza too- icing on the cake.

... no looking back from there*

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Bad Day

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... I think this is a sign I shouldn't.

Squarepusher

I don't care who reads this; I DID go see Squarepusher, then I ate too many vegetable pasties and made myself ill... I'm only human! I deleted this post once, but I have to be honest...

The Wild

Burn my money,
give me truth,
I am loved,
In my youth.

Blood and fire,
in the wild,
across a country,
I'm a child.

My accomplice,
in deceit,
river raw,
is bittersweet.

Blood and fire,
in the wild,
across a country,
I'm a child.

Another chance,
freedom beauty,
why act now,
wild horses free...

...

Andrew John Wheatley is departing from proportion or moderation, especially:
a. Possessed by enthusiasm or excitement:
b. Immoderately fond; infatuated:
c. Intensely involved or preoccupied:
d. Foolish or impractical; senseless:

Words

Wat ching,
Wai ting,
at home,
a lone,
sees me,
I'm free,
His t'ry,
I'm sha king,

In time, It will be my secret,
In mind, take it to the grave,
I'll find, keep it 'till I see fit,
S' got an ob ses sive com pul sive dis or der...

The tennis final...

Andrew John Wheatley is playing the worst tennis of his life, there's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks, and - actually, I think he's crying.

Ha!

Parallel Universe

In a parallel universe, the world is just a collection for neon Abraham Lincoln heads... they orbit a giant horse with Sylvester Stallone's face, and constantly sing the first verse from Mad World by Tears for Fears...

Worst Elevator Ever?

Courtney Love, Bono, Rafael Benitez, Mariah Carey, Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson, Phil Brown, Drogba, Asley Cole, Matt Smith.

Imagine you are stuck in an elevator with these 10 people...

Senga

There was nobody here when you arrived, so you decided to leave...

Stretch Armstrong

After once again holding me to ransome over my Nirvana CDs, I will (as promised) be superimposing your face on a Stretch Armstrong toy.

We at the Wheatley Corperation, will not bend to your will...

Also, I plan to enter this:

Mail Me Art 2
http://mailmeart.com/going-postal/mail-me-art-2/

Billy Corgan

Ok, you twisted my arm...

I remember it like yesterday; it was the summer of 68, and my good buddy Billy Corgan was in town to see the doctor about his infected toe. We were out catching some air and noticed the circus was in town, the entry fee was 10p.

I reached into my pocket and strolled towards the entrance, when I noticed old Billy was hesitating. He explained: "I just don't have that kind of money"

So... This is what I said to him:

(And this is actually the moral of the story)

"I'll lend you the 10p Billy, BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY ME BACK"

And that is exactly what its like being in The Smashing Pumpkins!

Favorite Films:

I like: Wrist Cutters: A Love Story, Brick, Last Days, The Science of Sleep, Donnie Darko, Wonderboys, Dead Man, Waking Life, My Own Private Idaho, Drugstore Cowboy, Paranoid Park, Dig, Blue Velvet, Where The Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ghost World, Akira, Nausicaa, Desperados, Edward Scissorhands, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?, Art School Confidential, Evil Dead, Empire Records, Man on The Moon, My Neighbour Totoro, Whisper of the Heart, The Life Aquatic, Princess, Mononoke, The Big Lebowski, Sleepy Hollow, Beetlejuice, Dune, Amelie, The City of Lost Children, The Dark Crystal, Kiki’s Delivery Service, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Elephant, Rushmore, I heart Huckabees, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Spirited Away, Laputa, The Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Wayne's World (1&2), Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Ghost in the Shell, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Fight Club, Juno, The Shining, Woodstock, Trainspotting, A Life Less Ordinary, Tidelands, A Scanner Darkly, Thumb Sucker, 24 Hour Party People, Pan's Labyrinth, Howl's Moving Castle, Being John Malkovich, Dedication, Adaptation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited.

The Well

Monday 15:41
Look at the sky~
I imagine I’m an orange cube,
I run and eat text messages.

I finished the meat and wine,
the sky rotates itself upwards^
and the cornfield is empty-

(but golden, but empty)

>The well approaches,
my bottle was heavy in my hand*
so, inside I crawled...
I descended,
a deep-sea explorer?