Parallel Universe

In a parallel universe, the world is just a collection for neon Abraham Lincoln heads... they orbit a giant horse with Sylvester Stallone's face, and constantly sing the first verse from Mad World by Tears for Fears...

Worst Elevator Ever?

Courtney Love, Bono, Rafael Benitez, Mariah Carey, Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson, Phil Brown, Drogba, Asley Cole, Matt Smith.

Imagine you are stuck in an elevator with these 10 people...

Senga

There was nobody here when you arrived, so you decided to leave...

Stretch Armstrong

After once again holding me to ransome over my Nirvana CDs, I will (as promised) be superimposing your face on a Stretch Armstrong toy.

We at the Wheatley Corperation, will not bend to your will...

Also, I plan to enter this:

Mail Me Art 2
http://mailmeart.com/going-postal/mail-me-art-2/

Billy Corgan

Ok, you twisted my arm...

I remember it like yesterday; it was the summer of 68, and my good buddy Billy Corgan was in town to see the doctor about his infected toe. We were out catching some air and noticed the circus was in town, the entry fee was 10p.

I reached into my pocket and strolled towards the entrance, when I noticed old Billy was hesitating. He explained: "I just don't have that kind of money"

So... This is what I said to him:

(And this is actually the moral of the story)

"I'll lend you the 10p Billy, BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY ME BACK"

And that is exactly what its like being in The Smashing Pumpkins!

Favorite Films:

I like: Wrist Cutters: A Love Story, Brick, Last Days, The Science of Sleep, Donnie Darko, Wonderboys, Dead Man, Waking Life, My Own Private Idaho, Drugstore Cowboy, Paranoid Park, Dig, Blue Velvet, Where The Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ghost World, Akira, Nausicaa, Desperados, Edward Scissorhands, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?, Art School Confidential, Evil Dead, Empire Records, Man on The Moon, My Neighbour Totoro, Whisper of the Heart, The Life Aquatic, Princess, Mononoke, The Big Lebowski, Sleepy Hollow, Beetlejuice, Dune, Amelie, The City of Lost Children, The Dark Crystal, Kiki’s Delivery Service, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Elephant, Rushmore, I heart Huckabees, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Spirited Away, Laputa, The Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Wayne's World (1&2), Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Ghost in the Shell, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Fight Club, Juno, The Shining, Woodstock, Trainspotting, A Life Less Ordinary, Tidelands, A Scanner Darkly, Thumb Sucker, 24 Hour Party People, Pan's Labyrinth, Howl's Moving Castle, Being John Malkovich, Dedication, Adaptation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited.

The Well

Monday 15:41
Look at the sky~
I imagine I’m an orange cube,
I run and eat text messages.

I finished the meat and wine,
the sky rotates itself upwards^
and the cornfield is empty-

(but golden, but empty)

>The well approaches,
my bottle was heavy in my hand*
so, inside I crawled...
I descended,
a deep-sea explorer?